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Posts written by Th0reK

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    LOL da notare come io mi sia volutamente tirato fuori dal conflitto Console-PC. Non volevo creare più casino di quello che già c'era...
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    Voi scherzate ma ci sono un sacco di ragazzi che guardano questo cartone. E ne conosco anche un paio. Prima ho poi voglio provare a vedere qualche puntata per vedere se è davvero così divertente e geniale come dicono...
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    Two Steps From Hell - Empire Of The Mind
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    ho provato ad inserire "q" come messaggio ma mi dice che devo inserire un messaggio per poterlo inviare. Ma se io volessi condividere con il mondo "q" perchè non mi è consentito farlo? tsk
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    Damn it! Lo volevo io! Io allora prenoto Captain Cookie! XD
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    mai fare imbestialire Simplasd

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    Nick troppo lungo e complicato. D'ora in poi sarai Arrow!

    In ogni caso benvenuto e buona permanenza!
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    Nameless One - 'Why are you called 'the Onyx?"

    Salabesh the Onyx
    - "A long tale, which I'll shorten to save my breath. In my youth, I was once Galled Salabesh the Golden, for I was said to have a heart of gold... small, hard and yellow. Well, I cursed the fool who started that so that he could only speak from his arse and defecate through his mouth. The 'Onyx' appellation - along the same lines as 'the Golden; though admittedly somewhat less clever - soon followed. In any ose, Iìm a much kinder fellow now... far less prone to laying curses and the like. I'm not certain if I deserve the name any longer."
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ma avete visto le immagini? Mi viene da piangere! T.T

    Ma perchè devono usare quel maledettissimo stile a cartone animato venuto male!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Vanno bene un paio di titoli ma ultimamente sono TUTTI fatti con lo stesso stile grafico!!!!!!!!!

    Non me gusta, non me gusta per niente...

    @TS: ridimensionare le immagini no eh?
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    Nameless One - Who are you?"

    Woman - She smiles and curtseys, but offers no response.

    Nameless One - 'Can you speak?"

    Woman - She shakes her head and smiles sadly at you.

    Morte - "I love this chit already!"
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    bim
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    Examine the Modron Cube.
    This small metal toy is a replica of a cube-like creature with huge eyes on one of its faces. The toy has two legs, two arms, two folding wings, and at least eighteen points of articulation. Maybe it's a collector's item.

    Move the arms and make sword-fighting noises.
    The toy *clicks* and *whirrs* as you move its clockwork joints. Within moments, the tiny cube has vanquished every imaginary opponent you have sent against it, and settled back to its normal position.

    Wave its arms and make cheering noises.
    Hordes of imaginary creatures cheer the cube's victory. You can almost see a tiny oily tear brimming on one of its eyes... it is a hero, the greatest cube ever to roam the Planes, and everyone loves it.
    Put the cube away for future battles against the multiverse.

    [After playing with the Modron Cube toy.]

    Morte stares at you and shakes his head.

    The Nameless One: "What's that, cube hero? 'Morte's a stupid skull?' Why, yes he is, isn't he, cube hero?"

    Morte: "Hey! It didn't say that!"

    The Nameless One: "Yes, it did! It said it just now!"

    Morte: "Wh --?! Gimme that thing!"

    The Nameless One: "No, it's mine. He only wants to hang out with me anyway. Don't you, cube hero? Yes, you do!"

    Morte: "I. Just. Want. To. Hold. It. For. A. Second."

    The Nameless One: "But you don't have any hands."

    Morte: "I'll hold it in my TEETH."

    The Nameless One: "No, I think I'll just put it away for now."

    Morte: "I'm gonna smash that modron cube to bits."

    The Nameless One: "Did you hear anything, cube hero? Neither did I!"
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    Nameless One: "Greetings..."

    The man's eyes pass over you, gleaming as they fix on Morte. 'Oh, I say! Would you look at that! A floating skull!"

    Morte turns and looks behind him. 'Where?! Where?!"
    [...]
    The man turns back to Morte. "But behold! A skull, buoyant, levitating off the ground, cognitive of its environment, and possessing hearing, speaking and seeing capabilities."
    He turns to you, as if you are suddenly a confidant. 'This is truly one of the reasons that the Planes shall never become dull to me, sir - just when you think you have seen everything, the Planes show you yet another corner to peer around, and..." He raises his hands gloriously. "..suddenly whole new, wondrous vistas are open to you."

    Nameless One: 'I'm not sure if Morte qualifies as a 'wondrous vista!"

    The man ignores you, looking to Morte instead. 'I say, skull..." he begins.

    Morte gasps. "Look, behind you - another floating skull?'

    The man seems to have forgotten you entirely, instead turning in shock to look for this 'other' floating skull. 'No! Where? Where!"

    Morte - 'Right where I'm pointing' There!"

    Man - 'Where? I cannot see it!"

    Morte speaks with mock exasperation: "You just missed it! A whole `parades of them! Probably never happen again in a million revolutions of the Great Ring!"

    The man turns and harumphs. 'I sense you also possess a peculiar degree of mockery."

    Morte bobs slightly, as if shrugging. 'I prefer to refer to it as keen insights into human nature."

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    Tanti auguuuuuuuuuuuri a te! Tanti auguuuuuuuuuuuri a te! Tanti auguuuuuuuuuuuuuri a Guardian! Tanti auguuuuuuuuuuuri a te!



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    E ora, tutti a casa di Guardian a festeggiare!
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